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#1 FredDagg1979

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Posted 01 September 2010 - 04:02 PM

I'm sitting here posting on the Fern with the William Webb Ellis trophy in my office.

By christ it's a beautiful thing.

I feel like Gollum with the Ring.

#2 LAKiwi

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Posted 01 September 2010 - 04:03 PM

Picture proof?
Confused as a baby in a topless bar.

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Posted 01 September 2010 - 04:04 PM

and.......... bastard!!!
Confused as a baby in a topless bar.

#4 WS32119

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Posted 01 September 2010 - 04:04 PM

Its the real one?
Yes, even the All Blacks in that game from 2007 against France. We still should have won despite the ref, but didn't.

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#5 mariner4life

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Posted 01 September 2010 - 04:05 PM

How many times have you done a sneaky "raise above your head as if just receiving it as winning captain" in front of the mirror/window?
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#6 Hooroo

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Posted 01 September 2010 - 04:09 PM

Solid Work Fred!!!
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Posted 01 September 2010 - 04:13 PM

Go to the beer fridge now!

Imagine being able to say you sculled one from Bill?

That thing is real gold isn't it? bit suss leaving it lying around near you. :)
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#8 FredDagg1979

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Posted 01 September 2010 - 04:16 PM

The real one.

Can't release pic's til tomorrow - security reasons.

Totally intoxicating. More later.

#9 taniwharugby

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Posted 01 September 2010 - 04:29 PM

the real one has been touring NZ for a few months, was up here a couple of weeks back, they dont like you touching it...
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Posted 01 September 2010 - 05:08 PM

When I read the title I thought it was about Kieran and Piri.

Nice work Fred
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Posted 01 September 2010 - 05:57 PM

so where do I need to be in Palmy tomorrow to have a geeze?
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#12 Chris B.

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Posted 01 September 2010 - 07:11 PM

Quick Fred. Organize some teams and hold three or four "RWCs" over the next 24 hours - making sure NZ wins them all and gets the monkey off our back.

Back in the early-80s during the Canterbury Shield tenure, I "held" the shield for a week. Was working for a bank in ChCh, and we had it on display in front of my desk. I was charged with keeping an eye on it during the day, locking it in the vault every night, and crash tackling any potential thieves.

#13 fatbaldbloke

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Posted 01 September 2010 - 07:22 PM

I held the Melbourne cup and the cox plate at the same time whilst having a beer in a Sydney pub.

Pop quiz? Who was the man who let me hold them ? He bought them in a sack
A clue Australia held the bledisloe cup at the time
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Posted 01 September 2010 - 07:53 PM

ACT Crusader said:

When I read the title I thought it was about Kieran and Piri.

LOL...
Me too. First thoughts that went through my head as I glanced at the Thread Title.
Cheers Fred!

#15 Chris B.

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Posted 01 September 2010 - 08:02 PM

That's a tough one FBB. Have to be someone connected to two different horses?

#16 Luigi

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Posted 02 September 2010 - 03:51 AM

I've had the Heineken Cup stashed in my office (a few rungs down from 'Bill' I know).

And yes, I did the whole holding it aloft thing. We were going to take it down the pub but got scared we might lose it.

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#17 FredDagg1979

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Posted 02 September 2010 - 09:50 AM

LAKiwi said:

Picture proof?

Attached.

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#18 WS32119

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Posted 02 September 2010 - 09:53 AM

Can you turn it around and take a picture please?
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#19 Hooroo

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Posted 02 September 2010 - 09:54 AM

On the pool table too no less! Nice
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#20 cd_wilson

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Posted 02 September 2010 - 10:05 AM

fatbaldbloke said:

I held the Melbourne cup and the cox plate at the same time whilst having a beer in a Sydney pub.

Pop quiz? Who was the man who let me hold them ? He bought them in a sack
A clue Australia held the bledisloe cup at the time

Cummings ...?
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#21 Bones

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Posted 02 September 2010 - 10:24 AM

FredDagg1979 said:

Attached.
Taking the picture so that an AB jersey is forever linked with the cup....cheeky.
I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.

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Posted 02 September 2010 - 10:27 AM

Hooroo said:

On the pool table too no less! Nice

I can just hear the Headmaster next year deadpanning 'that's going straight to the pool room'
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#23 ACT Crusader

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Posted 02 September 2010 - 11:32 AM

FBB - Kersley or McKee? or was it a jockey?
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#24 ACT Crusader

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Posted 02 September 2010 - 11:39 AM

Scratch that last post, just spoke to a colleague and he reckons it would have been Denham. 97 won the cup and 98 won the plate with Dane ripper. Although 1998 no longer appears in All Black history books....
"Look at that leg drive by Pelea'asina, the only thing bigger is his name in scrabble"

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#25 Billy Webb

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Posted 04 September 2010 - 01:29 AM

Just make sure to give it a good polish before it returns to the SA trophy cabinet please Fred ;)
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#26 fatbaldbloke

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Posted 04 September 2010 - 06:58 AM

Sorry about not getting back sooner. The answer was Nick maritus, owner of might and power .approximate 1998. He was a regular at my local pub in sth sydney
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Posted 04 September 2010 - 08:10 PM

Crucial said:

I can just hear the Headmaster next year deadpanning 'that's going straight to the pool room'

Can just imagine it — huge grin, "Ohh, it's not bad going, is it?"

Ted owns.

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Posted 05 September 2010 - 02:47 PM

A few years back we had the ARU as a client. I was attending a meeting with John O'Neil and his entourage. During the meeting I had to take a leek so I got up and went through the nearest door. Only to find...I was in the Holiest of Holies...sittting on the table was the world cup...the Bled and the TN cups. All sitting pretty in a row. I couldn't help myself and I lifted each one aloft...high in the air as if I was the winning captain...on the last one I picked it up and the silver saucer that was holding it lifted up as well then dropped on the wooden floor...the noise was deafening as it rolled along the floor towards the door I had entered from. I quickly picked it up, stuffed it back under the cup and reentered the board room. The entire room laughed as they knew exactly what had happened. John O'Neil (still laughing) said the bath room is that way and pointed to another door.

Edited by Blackadder, 05 September 2010 - 03:16 PM.






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