Reply With QuoteInspired by memories of the great Lord Glen,
I'm dreaming of 2010
Let the skills of Phil Burleigh
Win the Shield of Ranfurly
And never relinquish it again
Mafia poetry
And a wee branch off the `Mafia Chants' thread...
A daring, ambitious opening gambit, KP - top stuff.There is a young lock called Retallick,
When lifted, the sight is quite phallic,
He used to hit
Like a small bag of shit
Now his tackling is really metallic.
Extra, extra bonus points for fitting `Poluleuligaga' into a limerick. Sadly, it's too long to fit into even the second line of a Haiku...
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Inspired by memories of the great Lord Glen,
I'm dreaming of 2010
Let the skills of Phil Burleigh
Win the Shield of Ranfurly
And never relinquish it again
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There was a young man, a dreamer
Who wished to be a Waikato A-Teamer
But he eventually quit
He was terribly shit
And now they call him a "steamer"
Hows that?
With such talent as this, we're going to need an entire forum of our own!
Bay signed a a flash wing called Masaga
He made opponents stand like a punga
He got ball down the line
From our star No 9
Poluleuligaga
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In response to Voltron:
In red, black and yellow, he was merely an imposter
But that didn't stop him catching the eye of Foster
So new he's a Chief
And the Bay is in grief
Because their star has been forced overseas to Gloucester
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There was a young man called Zar,
Who became a Sevens star,
When he played for the Bay,
We all said "no way",
Tits for hands is really bizarre
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There was a time we used to go toe to toe
With the red yellow and black of Waikato
The last time the Mooloos won their coach was Mitch
Nowdays they are just BOP's bitch.
Now we just need to convince Foster to go!
Last edited by Baron Silas Greenback; 24-02-2010 at 10:03 PM.
Rugby Football is our game
Bay of Plenty is our name
We are the pride of all provincial rugby teams
Pass it here, pass it there, we are going to pass it everywhere.
We are the greatest team of all
We dont hold that ball to long, we just pass it right along
Play the game Bay of Plenty, play the game
Play the game Bay of Plenty, play the game
Bay of plenty is a great place to be
Nice climate and right by the sea
but their fans have a chip
worse than shane bond's hip
just relax and enjoy the super 14!
I can't compare the Oz cricket team with the All Blacks because the Kiwis are humble in their greatness - Lee Grant, 19th December 2008
Best one so far. Well done Major!Originally Posted by MajorRage
Confused as a baby in a topless bar.
Seems like DSW fans are happy with claiming the words "be", "sea" and "fourteen" as rhymes.
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Mind you, it's the same crowd that tried to affirm `lonely nights', `cows' and `no, no, she stepped back into my gumboots' were entirely appropriate in the same sentence... so I guess we can show them a bit of literary license...
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haha, I was trying to work out how it was an imperfect rhyme too...would have made more sense to just say ...just relax and enjoy the super rugby!...simple
Last edited by taniwharugby; 24-02-2010 at 08:54 PM.
Fear causes hesitation, and hesitation will cause your worst fears to come true.
Give us 15 years when it's the super 40 and it'll rhyme better!
And it's not like "Glen" and "Again" really rhyme either (when pronounced using the Queens english)
I can't compare the Oz cricket team with the All Blacks because the Kiwis are humble in their greatness - Lee Grant, 19th December 2008
as for this;
Bay signed a a flash wing called Masaga
He made opponents stand like a punga
He got ball down the line
From our star No 9
Poluleuligaga
well done!!
Fear causes hesitation, and hesitation will cause your worst fears to come true.
they are closer than your effort
Fear causes hesitation, and hesitation will cause your worst fears to come true.
I agree - absolute classic.
You should spread this to the taniwha forum TR.
I'll start you off with these rhymes - Ranger, Danger, Stranger.
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Just found this thread after a period of absence from the boards - pure brilliance!
There once was a team from the Bay,
Who could not get their stars to stay,
In a moment of need,
They signed Hayden Reid,
And boy did they sure rue that day...
Its a matter of faith...
A great style of Rugby we've played
Running backs and great hookers weve made
The cupboards gone thin
But were going to win
With the Next genaration of Braids!@!!
COTB
Harsh, Warlord, but funny nonetheless...!
There's a few more I'd put in before Reido though... see our BOP Worst Import XV assembled last year!
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